The University of Photoshop

A friend of mine mentioned he'd read that native Englishmen Photoshopped degrees to get a teaching job in a certain country. A few days later he not only found out that it was true, but the employers Photoshopped one for someone who hadn't bothered to do it before they had travelled. Now there you go...a degree is a piece of paper...

“These pieces of paper are strange. What you’re saying is a person whoever has one can get a job to teach someone else to get a piece of paper, and it's those who have a piece of paper which say whether those who wish to have a piece of paper can have a piece of paper, and then those who received a piece of paper from those who have a piece of paper can either go on to higher employment or continue to teach other people who wish to have a piece of paper..."

(Kang Dee to the Dean "The Rage of Atlantis")