So, here are perhaps possibly my 'kinkiest' to date (rather silly)
Weekend Quickie (#86)???
(Edible Underwear, Godzilla, a Mannequin that
looks like your mother, Victoria Secret. 150 words)
“Hey, Simmons! That mannequin looks like
your mother!”
He gave Johnson the bird and continued to stare
at the lingerie window display. The
dummy in question was wearing some line from Victoria Secret. At least that’s
what it said on the tag. He wondered whether they stocked what he was looking
for.
“The Porno shop is down the street,
Simmons! Go get yourself a film or summit! Ha!”
Ignoring his classmates’ taunts, he stepped
into the shop, passing by a couple of women searching through the bras. They
gave him evil stares. The shop assistant at the counter seemed a little
surprised to see a small uniformed boy standing before her, but she smiled.
“Yes? Can I help you?”
“Yes, please. Do you have edible underwear?”
“What?” The shop assistant looked at him
like he was Godzilla.
“The sweet shop down the street is closed.
I’m dying for some candy...”
Weekend Quickie (#87)??? Sunday Edition
(RPaticorn (Robert Pattinson), a Brick, a Palm tree, a
Japanese Fisherman. 150 words)
Down by the river, I watched the ducks and
swans fight for what crumbs were left from the kids who’d stopped there for a
break to or from wherever they were going or coming. A fisherman sat close by
and mumbled under his breath.
“Sorry?”
“Sorera no
imaimashī kodomo-tachi wa, karera ga sakana o hanarete obie!”
“Erm...”
“Anata no eigo, anata wa nani no tame no
keii o motteinai!”
Confused, I moved on quickly, only to trip
on the edge of a brick which was set higher than the others in the newly-laid path
near the river and found myself hugging what looked like a palm tree to keep
from falling. Images of Robert Pattinson in a pink unicorn costume came into my
head, ‘RPaticorn’. The fisherman held up his fist and said something.
Next time I’m gonna lay off those double
choc chip brownies from my mate in Amsterdam.
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